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kissing squirrel brains

while holding your balls, squezzing tightly and pressing to someone cheek
roland past out travis made him kissing squirrel brains

secret squirrel

jizz ; an impending orgasm
Right before I busted a nut, I whispered in my girlfriend's ear: "I got secret squirrel for ur pussy"
secret squirrel by Rex Code June 20, 2012

secret agent squirrel 

greasy headed loser. one whom enjoys sitting on his own thumb.

frozen squirrel 

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.
-"Yo Tom, did you bang that girl last night?"

-"Nah man, that girl was dirty. So I gave her a frozen squirrel instead."
frozen squirrel by Bonerbunny August 28, 2008

The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.
Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."
The Squirrel Farm by ziater September 4, 2008

to squirrel it 

To eat a large amount before you aren't going to be able to eat for a long time
Before going to the rock concert, one must remember to squirrel it so that they have enough energy to survive the night