Goon Splash

Goon splash is the slang term of the male ejaculate/semen. Usually an exaggeration of a normal/human-like amount.

“i goon splashed all over her face, man. It was like the floors of Alaskan countryside!”

by JBGoonBox September 16, 2025

Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.

Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.

by Bertrigga November 26, 2025

Wakening Mind Spasms

Scientific Pronoun

-the confusion that accompanies kundalini activity in the crown chakra

Originator: DR Ryan Swain

"This kundalini's got my head doing wakening mind spasms."

by ScramGeek August 10, 2017

protein throat splash

Protein throat splash is when a guy cums inside of someone's mouth and hits the back of their throat.

Man, I gave her a protein throat splash before I kicked her out of my car.

by phoreversurf February 11, 2018

the unwanted splash

When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.

I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.

by DicPic Champion July 22, 2018

What’s splashing

A word phrase used as a question, or greeting to see what’s going on in that moment of time.

EX: “what’s up?”, “what’s going on?”, “what’s happening?”, “what’s popping?”.

“Hey, what’s splashing bro?”.

by Awwwp April 25, 2019

the splish splash

It’s just another, cooler was of say imma bout to take a shower or bath.

You can use it like this...”Hey man imma bout to take a dip in the splish splash!”

by Yessssirrrrboi March 2, 2020