Switting

The art of shitting and sweating at the same time.

Related to anxiety-induced diarrhea

"I'm gonna blow ASS. CLEAR THE WAY."

"I'm on the toilet, switting."

by Box_O_Bred December 10, 2019

Spittin-juice

Red man chew....

Them good ole boys can’t make it through the day without their spittin-juice.

by Chaseakeller2001615 November 2, 2019

Shitting

When you take a massize shit

im shitting

by EpicLOLZ1234 February 23, 2020

spiltting

The act of separating a child from his/her/their biological parent but the use of deception.

Selling a parent in order to cause her to become pregnant with someone whose pedigree is close enough to yours that the child can pass as yours.

Sharply stripping the biological parent of all rights: human, constitutional, national, state, and federal, so the biological parent has no hopes of ever learning of the traffic that the biological child gets stuck in or the type of rest area the child is left at on the side of a state or federal highway, one in which you must pay the toll.

Spiltting is a word that is the best word and I know words.

by GlassOnionsWalrus June 22, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

spittin roger

When you take a hit and you get that hot ash shit in the back of your throat

Me: *Takes a hit and gets that hot ash shit in the back of my throat.*
Friend: spittin roger?
Me: yeah.

by Tristan4017 September 23, 2020