Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

weed socks

weed infused socks so your feet can get high. If you burn them and inhale the smoke, you will also get high. Fios are very addicted to them

wow man im so high because i just bought some weed socks

by olivia is stupid December 23, 2020

Poop Sock

And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to

Mom found the poop sock

by Deathrider1002 March 13, 2019

Sock Tossing

Filling a sock with enough baby batter to fling it on a wall like a cheap sticky toy.

I mastered sock tossing around 14.

by Gynobutter July 4, 2018

Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018

Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

by VonZee July 14, 2023

Sock Liam

Means to eat Liam’s head off and continue to take a hokey stick and shove it up his decapitated nose hole

Liam prepare your self for the sock liam

by Dooley boiii January 23, 2022