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Smack goober

When you and your crush are both dumb and y’all both know it
by Pimp daddy 621 April 29, 2020
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Smack rat

Smack rat. A heroin addict that is so dogdy even smack heads don't have it with them.
Don't serve him, he's a smack rat.
by Pete the junkie May 19, 2020
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Smack-fart

When you dab too fast, fart, and smack yourself in the face simultaneously.
Was that a dab, or just some weird smack-fart?
by CCRRBBFF July 26, 2020
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Flap Smacked

Flap smacked is the act of being hit in the face or head by a flap of skin, usually the size of a large dildo, when log-rolling a patient undergoing a circumferential body lift.
Joey got flap smacked yesterday during Dr. Frankenstein's case.. it was like a knock-out punch from Mike Tyson.
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smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle

When you have sex with someone and the next day they start their period
I would, but last night you smack the bottom of the ketchup bottle
by wurldeater August 24, 2020
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Smacked my belly

When an individual feels invalidated after being vulnerable with someone else. IE; A cat showing its belly in a stance of vulnerability, only to have its belly smacked.
“I was really vulnerable last night with Kevin when I told him I liked him, but he totally smacked my belly!”
by kate_crow September 4, 2020
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Funny-smacked

When somebody hits you with a come back or says something so funny that you ain’t got shit to say
I told my wife she should eat more vegetables. She told me I should eat more dick. YeahI just got effin funny-smacked.
by Chili sauce September 15, 2020
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