slow bars

When the Internet loads slowly due to only one or two bars.

It is taking me a while to load the bar menu due to slow bars.

by Cyberclam May 3, 2023

Slow Joe

A really fucking dumb canadian.

Amelia: " 'ya see Roy the other day? How he thought keeping his fish in an unclean tank would be safe?"
Madelyn: "What a fucking hoser. he's such a Slow Joe, eh?"

by Matiurban May 3, 2023

slowidious

Excessively lax about details.

Tarzan and Jane are a classic "opposites attract" example; in this case, a peaceable "fastidious vs. slowidious" coexistence.

by QuacksO May 20, 2023

Slow

Anyone named Zack, Cody, Jack/Jake, John or any other basic white male name

That person has always been on the slow side
Isn’t their name Jake Jackson Johnson?
Yep

by gloxiniaofrepose10 June 5, 2023

Slowciety

A group of guys who can’t get out of high school, drive lifted truck with the mind set of they are cool as fuck, their truck is 1/1, and that they pull a lot of pussy. Though they think this their beliefs are untrue as they are gay as fuck, their trucks are like every other shit box, and bitches laugh at their awkward ass attempts to attract the opposition gender.

Woman 1: Look it’s Benny driving his Tahoe while playing Candy Shop through his subs.
Woman 2: Yeah he’s part of Slowciety, chances are soon he’ll flip out his tow mirrors to try and attract us.

Guy 1: That’s gay as fuck.

by bigdaddy694202 June 29, 2023

Slowdicking

Slowdicking (verb)

Definition:
To "slowdick" is the art of embracing a leisurely, unhurried approach towards tasks, decisions, or actions, often resulting in delays or procrastination. Just like the laid-back charm of a sloth, slowdicking entails taking an inordinate amount of time, seemingly savoring each moment, as if there's an abundance of it.

Usage:

"I can't believe he's slowdicking again on choosing a gift for his girlfriend; her birthday is tomorrow!"
"Instead of starting early, I found myself slowdicking through the entire morning routine, and now I'm running late."
"She's known for slowdicking on major life choices, contemplating every possibility before making a move."

by BeansK July 25, 2023

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023