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Spongebob

A fun little idiotic character in the hit show SpongeBob Squarepants. He is the main character, and has a best friend Patrick.
Spongebob:Hi Patrick
Patrick: Im stupid
Spongebob:Your not stupid Patrick, I love you...
by Iliketoread12 July 22, 2009
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spongebob

verb: the act of having sexual intercourse with; the act of masturbating.
adjective: hot.
Originated from high school kids who wanted to talk about the above without anyone knowing what they were talking about.
I want to spongebob her so badly!

She looks like spongebob!
by Doug_AK February 13, 2008
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spongebob

A reason why little 9 year olds shouldn't be allowed in this website. It saddens me that people atcually like this crap.
Some one :"A cartoon character on Nickelodeon. He is a yellow, square-shaped, friendly sponge who works at the Krusty Krab.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea. Absorbant and yellow and porous is he."

Me:Fuck off anklebitter, i shoot yo mutha fukin soccer mom! and Spongebob can go to hell and suck demon's balls.
by StankySam January 31, 2007
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spongeboard squarepants

1. a term used for spongebob squarepants
2. a term used when someone cant spell spongebob
3. a term cute losers use.
by Bkayyyy February 10, 2008
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G Slinger

Refers to someones gun. Can also refer to the male genitals in more urban settings.
Julian: Yo home piece, your g slinger is whack
Mr T: Shuddup fool!
Julian: Your trouser G slinger is tight though!
Mr T: Word!!! You better watch yourself homie of im gonna pop my g slinger in yo arse!
Julian: Thats far too big for me!
by James Burford November 22, 2006
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Mexican Sponge Bath

When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"

Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"

Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"

Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
by FakeSandwich December 6, 2012
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love sponge

A squishy absorbant piece of material that is inserted into the hatchet wound before doing the wild thing for the purpose of soaking up man milk thus preventing little rug rats from being born 9 months later.
And afterwards she can use it to do the dishes!
by PeeBee February 26, 2004
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