Skilled Mechanic

A female who has graduated with honours after serving a sex academy apprenticeship. She has proven ability to give rousing, memorable and meaningful blowjobs. It applies to any woman whose oral cavity is in coordination with her respiratory technique, tongue and teeth movements such that the testicles and shaft can both be pleasured at the same time without her having to repeatedly extract one's tackle from her mouth in order to breath! Her mouth is generously ample without being cavernous. The true skilled mechanic will be able to demonstrate ball and shaft swallowing at the same time thus living up to her deserved and well earned academic title! Spitting or swallowing is optional depending on how well the connection works out between you!

John - "Eric, check out the milf at the table opposite. Just look at how she is demolishing that lobster without spilling a drop. She truly is a skilled mechanic".

by anton at blue velvet May 13, 2014

Skillageness

When you are describing skillage, which is the art of being skilful, but either don't want to sound like you are describing an African disease, or just want to take it to the next level.

*playing flapping bird against a friend*
*friend gets 18*
*gets 128*
Friend: nooooo you beat me
You: Did you see that skillageness?

by chocoholic70707 May 25, 2014

Skillious

Showing a great amount of skill. The word skillious is used to slightly exaggerate a skillful situation.

That was so skillious!

by sug4rb0mb June 13, 2014

Skillfessional

n. One who is skilled above all others in their profession, always exemplifying perfection; A step above a professional;
professionalskilledbestperfectionace

My girlfriend is a skillfessional in the art of fellatio.

by Thai Chivette April 30, 2016

skillz

some so-called inborn skillset:

Jay: oh - and dumplings - I have mad skillz with those
Jason: sounds like you are more crafty than me in making dumplings!
Jay: oh.... not making them....
that woudl be a kitchen disaster
Jason: then what did you mean "mad skillz"
Jay: eating them ...

by a pig from America May 27, 2016

Skillin' it

Having skills and killing it, all at once.

Ruby was skillin' it on those video games today!

by Mistress Red Nose August 14, 2016

skillful Asian hacking

Playing when you aren't supposed to but still playing a lit beat.

Tim is gone so no more skillful Asian hacking anymore.

by Drumline god May 27, 2017