shitfingers

An exclamation of frustration that is usually after a realisation that something unfortunate has happened.

I locked my keys inside. Shitfingers!

by Ziggy Sue Marmalade October 6, 2008

sitting on the bench

To be extremely serious, not playing around.

"I'm sitting on the bench, I don't play no games." - Childish Gambino

by Child's Play April 15, 2011

Spitting balls

Someone doing a terrible job at rapping.

Oliver *Doing some terrible rap*
Blake: Oliver you are spitting balls.

by Bl8ek June 11, 2022

Skin Suitting

Cutting someone else’s skin off to commit a crime or indulge in fantasy related sexual conquests. Usually blames it on another person.

Nico: Yo. You hear about that dude who was skin suitting in Florida?
Ryan: Florida is really just the fucking shittiest hole we call a state in this country.

by nico jack pepper November 20, 2018

Shifting

Lucid day dreaming perpetuated in an auto-hypnotic trance.

My friend was shifting yesterday. They told me all about their dream. It sounded cool.

by BeggarWild May 28, 2021

baby sitting

when you hide your dead baby's from the police by sitting on them

there was an amber alert today so i ended up baby sitting all night

by the friendly farmer November 29, 2010

Shifting

Selling items or narcotics

"What's up?"

"I'm shifting some mandy"

by carpetting April 9, 2015