Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

no shade no shame

a phrase used to indicate that a person's actions are nothing to be ashamed of. Used in a reassuring manner towards someone else, or as a statement to justify one's own actions.

Not to be confused with 'no tea no shade,' which usually precedes a subtle insult, 'no shade no shame' is a genuine statement of solidarity with another person's actions, or unapologetic pride in one's own actions.

You workin the pole to feed your three kids? Keep doin you honey, no shade no shame!

I went to the All-you-can-eat Buffet and I brought my own foil paper and fixed myself a to-go plate! No shade no shame!

by Barrumundii October 20, 2020

Christian Walk of Shame

When a christian comes home from college without a husband/wife.

Bro: Dude, are you going to your families house for the summer?
Dude: No bro, I'm super nervous
Bro: Why dude?
Dude: They're gonna give me a christian walk of shame
Bro: O shit

by HiMomHiDadHopeYouDon'tSeeThis December 6, 2020

Reverse walk of shame

Leaving a females house after a long night of sex with soaked underwear in hand.

Yesterday Kurt left a girls house with his soaked underwear in hand. Ah yes the classic reverse walk of shame.

by Mr Honda January 7, 2021

Walk of Shame

When you run out of toilet paper and your the unlucky to leave the bathroom with shit still on your ass and get more toilet paper.

Kevin ran out of toilet paper and I was asleep so he had to take the walk of shame and get more.

by Chuckles the Clown of FOS May 28, 2021

walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022