The unfortunate occurrence during a handshake in which Participant A miscalculates the position of Participants B's hand, thus resulting in Participant A's hand becoming deformed and "crumpled" in appearance due to the far superior and dominant grasp of Participant B.
by myrmadon December 16, 2011
Get the crumple-shake mug.A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
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Get the Giggle shake mug.Noun An awkward handshake.
A convenient expression used to admit to a misinterpreted social interaction involving physical contact in order to see the irony in it and in most cases make a better (more symbiotic and mutually prepared) handshake
Could be used in other social interactions such as:
Fist-bumps
High-fives
A convenient expression used to admit to a misinterpreted social interaction involving physical contact in order to see the irony in it and in most cases make a better (more symbiotic and mutually prepared) handshake
Could be used in other social interactions such as:
Fist-bumps
High-fives
Pewdiepie and mr. Septiceye meets on the supermarket and says hello to each other. Pewds is going in for the "up top" and mr. Septiceye is greeting him with a fist-bump. An akward moment arises as they both freeze and begin to realise what situation they are in.
Pewds says: "holy sh*t that A-shake though" - and laughs.
Mr. Septiceye responds with a laugh and says: "Yeah bro, totally. Come here" - and they both go in for the hug. An extremely awkward situation got averted because pewds had done his research into awkward handshakes and could respond to the situation in the best way possible.
Pewds says: "holy sh*t that A-shake though" - and laughs.
Mr. Septiceye responds with a laugh and says: "Yeah bro, totally. Come here" - and they both go in for the hug. An extremely awkward situation got averted because pewds had done his research into awkward handshakes and could respond to the situation in the best way possible.
by Jacob_from_sweden March 22, 2017
Get the A-Shake mug.J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.
R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
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