Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.
Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.
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by xdr5t3evq3q November 15, 2023
Get the when the santas go marching inmug. Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.
It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.
Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..
It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.
Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..
Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?
Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..
Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..
by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025
Get the Santa Inc.mug. was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.
The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The face of the News-Press building in De La Guerra Plaza.
The newsroom was reduced from 65 employees to 20 by 2016; that same year, the Santa Barbara News-Press was among the first newspapers to endorse Donald Trump's campaign for president. McCaw authored several right-wing editorials during the following years, including criticism of social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic. The newspaper's printed edition was later reduced to four pages before being eliminated entirely.
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
Get the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug.