cigarette sandwich

When you either have no food in the house or you’re on a low calorie diet and decide to have a cigarette instead of a meal.

The cupboards are bare and I’m too drunk to drive to the store, guess I’ll just have a cigarette sandwich.

by The real daydr33mer May 5, 2019

Superhero sandwich

When someone dresses up as a hero and makes a sub like sandwich and proceeds to fuck the sandwich until he ejaculates inside.

Hey jimmy the craziest thing happen to me a superhero came down and gave me a superhero sandwich.

by Upliftcone October 31, 2017

The Cheese Sandwich

(Adj) A positive expression inflicted onto a situation or oneself.

Example 1:
Person 1: How are you doing today?

Person 2: Why are you even asking that? You know I'm the cheese sandwich!

Example 2:
Person 1:
Hey did you see that baseball player hit a whammy!?

Person 2: I know man, that was the cheese sandwich!!

by PettyOfficerPoehner March 16, 2009

dancing sandwich

Cunnilingus

Took May home last night and gave her the old dancing sandwich. She squirted her “special sauce” all over my face.

by Johnston Thwackhammer August 2, 2021

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating someone’s ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Emu sandwich

two sloppy nuts in rye bread with a side of whole milk.

I had an emu sandwich after slappin' it to your moms breasts.

by Mehard June 13, 2007

Ohio Sandwich

When you are making out with someone and vomit in their mouth.

Oh boy, i totally gave them an ohio sandwich last weekend and they just dm'd me asking if im free again tonight!

Oh boy, thats gross! Were they into it or something?

by allmullett May 6, 2022