salt machine

A person who is "salty" constantly. Or someone who is easily offended and expresses "saltlyness". (I will make you search up salty if you don't)

Evina is a salt machine; always getting pissed.

by Dontknowwhatpseudonymeans May 31, 2017

Aph the salt shaker

A hot 11/10 babe will date but much salt

1.) woah bro you seen that Aph the salt shaker??
2.)2.) Yeah bro she looked pretty smashin'

by dudebrodude69 December 18, 2018

Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Salting on d weng

Annoyed. Holding on to past actions of others. “Toting”

Wendy eat my cake. I salting on d weng yes.

by Kennnn February 05, 2024

Worth Your Salt

“Anyone Competent enough to obtain the rank of SGT in three years” SSG Strauss

You’re an E-2 and made it to E-5 in a short amount of time. You’re worth your salt.

by Sgt Long-Schloong May 11, 2019

Salt Pack

the salt pack refers to the mafia/gang at bayshore highschool, who are disguised as packets of salt, thus the term "Salt Pack". They strike often in times of akward silence, but have been known to strike in the middle of one's speech, usually aiming for the face.

for one to be "hit by the salt pack" means something embarrassing to happen to that person.

guy 1 : "the other day i was-"
*a packet of salt is blown up by the wind and nails him in the face*
guy 2: "oh snap, you just got hit by the salt pack."

by mlkfdt aethaseklrgsae December 05, 2008

Hillbilly salt

Another name for the seasoned salt franchise restaurants and dive bars sprinkle on their crappy potato products.

These nasty potato wedges are covered in hillbilly salt!

by mrgoodjob July 31, 2011