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Tuna Salad Sandwich 

The act of smearing mayonnaise in a skank's butt crack,
followed by simultaneously squeezing her ass cheeks together while licking out the mayo from back to front, culminating in an explosion of creamy tuna goodness. Celery optional.
Yesterday I was horny and hungry, so your mom and I shared a Tuna Salad Sandwich.
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tossin the salad 

when someone(preferably female)licks out someone elses asshole
we were havin sex, and she started tossin the salad
tossin the salad by Ninjalo January 23, 2004

grandma salad 

five old ladies, or more, sitting in a steam room.
Your grandma and all her friends go sit in the steam room after they hog the pools. It's a grandma salad!
grandma salad by Ailsa Gibbons November 5, 2006

tossed tater salad 

When your dog sneaks up behind you after you're out of the shower and sticks his cold nose in your crotch.
My dog gave me the old tossed tater salad this morning, don't let him lick your face!
tossed tater salad by Dirty Nick January 13, 2006

polk salad 

A short, hardy, rugged bush which grows in the southern United States, which is sometimes boiled and eaten for food.
Annie gathered up a bunch of polk salad, boiled it, and ate it.
polk salad by Doc Sigma August 24, 2003

toss your salad 

originally in prison, to have someone eat your ass out, with or without jelly or salad dressing.
Forcing your new bunkmate to toss your salad is a good way to set the tone of respect that keeps him well-behaved.

If he's respectful enough, you might let him use some jelly or salad dressing on it. . .

tossing the salad

licking the asshole, with jelly or syrup