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Stinky Raccoon

When a house guest leaves you a turd in the toilet bowl without flushing
I like having Jill over at my place, she may be the one. But today she left me a stinky raccoon for the second time this week and this gives me doubts over our relationship
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
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stingman

A wingman that ends up stealing and or performing intercourse with the girl you are trying to take home with you rather than performing his duty as your wingman.
Jared said he would be my wingman last night with Jessica, but he ended up taking her home instead. What a stingman!
by Autom8ed September 29, 2016
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stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.
I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.
by BaconMastert November 21, 2016
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Stinky chimney

When someone blows smoke in another person's butthole
I totally gave that guy a stinky chimney
by Gladys the Great November 26, 2016
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Stinky turtle

When one has anal sex with their partner while the partner is on their back and are "Turtle heading", Creating an awful smell
Man 1: "Yea, she said she needed a shit, but i wanted to try anal anyway. We ended up doing a stinky turtle"
Man 2: "Jesus Christ man, was it messy?"
Man 1: "Not to bad actually"
by General Stinky December 15, 2016
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stinky alfredo

When speaking of something hip and cool it is stinky alfredo
by Stinkyalfredo December 16, 2016
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stingray

Placid creature except when provoked. Tail ends in a sword/spear/sting that it uses to strike - wasp style - the heart of its enemies. Known for it's pin point accuracy, if the stinger reaches the heart, it tranforms into a fist and tears out the heart. Stingrays have a single use voice box that can only be used during this kill-shot (commonly in the form of a shrill scream) after which the stingray dies (like a bee).
by Jame Snelson March 26, 2017
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