St. John's School

A school in Houston for the kids that do nothing except for study. They are good at books and lacrosse, but as far as every other sport, Episcopal kicks their ass. Their quarterback, Lawson Gow, cried during the Episcopal versus SJS game this year and it was almost difficult to watch. The kids at here are nerdy, ugly, and the epitome of losers. Sometime, maybe, someone will teach the bitches a thing or too about being cool.

St. John's School Dance...
SJS Guy- Dude...check out that chick
other SJS Douche- the one with the head gear?
SJS Guy- yeah her she's hot!
other SJS Douche- yah i'd "tap that" LAUGH OUT LOUD...*snorting*

by ehs bra December 7, 2006

St. Andrews

A place where all individualality is sucked out of you, like an aphid to a rose. Full of ho's and wanna be pimps, not to mention the preps, why go there?

Drunk,
Stoner,
Prep,
Whore,
St. Andrews

by Seven Birds June 22, 2006

St. Joe's Prep

The gayest school alive. They are the richest of the richest and if they went to St. Aloysius you are even richer than the richer, basically saying that you are a fag. Every Prep student thinks they are better than anyone else. After school they go to eachothers houses and be gay with eachother. A school that nobody likes. Everytime a prep person yells "P-R-E-P prep,prep,prep" he gets hit with bats because everyone is like "shut up fag." And if La Salle or Malvern say they are the prep too then they are also gay, and nobody likes them either, but everyone hates the PREps. THey all pick fights and then make up some lame excuse to get out of it like "I just bought this 6,000$ prep shirt and im not gettin it dirty because my butler is sick and i cannot wash it myself because im too busy sucking weiner and i don no how to wash my clothes b/c i was rich as a kid too"

Prep kid: Wanna fight
Bonner kid: Lets go bitch
(90,000$ cell phone rings)
Prep kid: "Dad i want the freaking porche not the dodge magnum, god u are so stupid."
(Hangs up)
Prep kid: Oh sorry where were we.
Bonner kid: i was just aboot to kick your ass.
Prep kid: Omg look at the time on my 40,000,000$ watch, it's too late i have to go.
(as prep kid is leaving)
Prep kid to bonner kid as he is riding away in his "old" H3 hummer: Later loser.
(friends in car laugh)
^then suck each others wangsters.
Random st aloysius kid: I'm going to buy St. Joe's Prep with my allowence.

by Go Bonner July 20, 2008

St. Gertrude's

Ok, all private school kids are up to their ears in Grover Clevelands (1000 dollar bills). Besides me of course because I'm the guy whos attending on six thousandbucks of financial aid. Anyway, this school is slightly better than the other Richmond Snob School for GIrls: St. Catherine's. St. Catherine's girls are mostly ugly bitches who can only manage to grab a boyfriend among the openly gay St Chrissies. The others go to the finer institutions (Trinity) and are the disgrace of St. Chris. St Gertrudes girls are better. Again, ugly bitches find boyfriends among the JROTC blood thirsty faggots that attend Benedictine School for Rich Defects. However, more are redeemed and find boyfriends elsewhere. Those that are hot are made hotter by the dirty Gertie attire, plaid skirt and Oxford.Still Trinity gets both these schools creme de la creme along with the fine girls attending..

Benedictine: Let's go Cadets! Let's go Cadets!
Trinity: We do your girls! We do your girls!

Ugly Gertie 1: Lets go get our boyfriends!
Ugly Gertie 2: We'll have to get yours dick out of mines ass.
Real Dirty Gertie (creme de la creme): Screw you. I'll go find some guy at Trinity who can do me proper.
Ugly Gertie 1: When Daddy buys me a liposuction, I can go get some there too..

by TrinityGetsItAll February 26, 2005

St Pauls

A school located on falls road in Maryland where all the snoby whores go. The male population consists of guys who think they can play lacrosse but are so retarded they can't even spell it out so they just go with "lax" The girls are sluts everyone who lives in the 410 is positive of that. If you're in need a Bj just go to any St Pauls girl (while wearing plaid pants and a polo, with a lax stick in your hand) and tell her you're rich, then she will proceed to go down on you. In addition the girls enjoy taking pictures of them selves naked, with other girls. No body really likes anyone from St Pauls because they have this sense that they're better then you because you don't wear polos.

Hey that girl is a whore!

Yeah well not surprising she goes to St Pauls.

That guy is such an ass hole he only knows three words lax polo and bcc

yeah well that's st pauls

by Dulaneykid May 7, 2009

ST Head

Used as any and all parts of speech, including (Adj), (N), and (V).
The act of, or, partaking in a driving situation in which the driver (Steven) receives oral sex from one of the three XC hoe’s or vehicle occupants. At the same time, the driver (Steven) eats the favorite meal of a steak, which it located on a plate strapped down (Preferably Velcro) to the oral sex givers head. While this happens, the remaining occupants of the Vehicle (Required: 2007 Mich. Galant) rub, if given permission, the driver’s biceps. Once all of these elements are combined before the intended destination, ST Head is complete.

1)Being hungry and ready to recieve at the same time, Jonny administered ST Head (N) on the way to practice with the XC Hoe's.

2)The three ST Headed (V) at his request before running.

3)The ST Head of the situation (Adj) seemed satisfying, until the driver was distracted and went into the ditch, tragically
spilling the remaining contencts of the "mussel milk".

by Sal Rosenburger May 14, 2007

St.Barnabas

A Roman Catholic church in Woodlawn, serves as a center of Irish culture, offering Irish language classes and also having an Irish Outreach program to assist Irish immigrants in finding jobs and residence in the neighborhood

"Welcome to St.Barnabas home of the mass card living or deceased ? "

"There Was A Wolf On the Roof at St.Barnabas"

"Whiffle Ball is the Staple Sport Of St.Barnabas"

by Verylowsodium14 January 21, 2009