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Rastafarian spunk-bubble 

1) Just a funny set of words.

2) The sperm bubble of a Jamaican.
Oi you dropped the bloody teapot you Rastafarian spunk-bubble

Secret spunk 

The act of waiting for someone to fall asleep to secretly squirt man milk on the unsuspecting villains face
I managed to secret spunk Cameron the other day it was funny af
Secret spunk by The spunk man November 26, 2021

Secret spunk 

The act of ejaculation on a sleeping unsuspecting victim similar to soggy biscuit it is where you cum on a face of your friend or enemy when they are asleep
I totally am lookin forward to doing a secret spunk on Cameron
Secret spunk by The spunk man December 1, 2021

monkey spunk 

A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.

Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face
monkey spunk by ifuckputinsmom June 10, 2022

Hanky Spanky 

When your in a mood to just get spanked and the person spanking you name is hank but the nickname is hanky
Wow hank gave me a good hanky spanky last night

golden spanky 

The act of urinating on someone's face while slapping them
I totally gave her a golden spanky last night
golden spanky by Beavis August 14, 2022