Snothing

An act that, if explained, would cause one to orgasm and die immediately after. To snoth with someone is three times as deadly as doing Charlie Sheen.

"Dude, That girl was snothing all up on me at the dance"

"Hey, me and Danika snothed so hard last night"

by ThatGuyInTheSpeedo October 1, 2011

Snotty tissue

When your about to bust a nut during sex you do it into a tissue and make your partner wipe there nose like they had a cold

"I gave sue that snotty tissue last night after anal"

by Sack money July 17, 2019

it's not like that

phrase commonly used as an adjective to describe one's penis

"You see that telephone pole?" "It's not like that."

by Floomer September 18, 2005

That's not even a thing

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.

Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.

by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014

snotch

A NERD who likes picking hes nose...

Like SOME people in 9AA, Henderson High School, 2004

by Sabian June 3, 2004

Snotch

A combination of the words "snatch" and "snot," and is used to describe a woman's vaginal mucous (i.e. snatch snot).

That girl was so wet that when I pulled out, my dick was positively dripping with snotch.

by Drumspot5.5 November 27, 2012

The Reverse Weasel Snotter

A sex position. Very good thighs are required.

Hey Honey! Can we do the reverse weasel snotter?

No Sweetie, Mythighs are playing up right now.

by Your Minty Gran November 8, 2011