Linty Scurr

Linty Scurr

‘Hey, I’m going for a haircut today’

‘What are you getting?’

‘A Linty Scurr on top’

by Mr pickles alive October 1, 2019

furry scurry

When two furries have any kind have a sexual interaction, it is referred to as a furry scurry.

Example

Guy one: did you see those furries in the park yesterday
Guy two: yeah, that furry scurry was gross to watch
Guy three: good thing the police showed up

by Yeedtdhs.peat November 8, 2019

papa smurf's hat

A fresh condom that hasn't been unravelled.

Let me grab one of papa Smurf's hats then we can start.

by MassiveEffect February 27, 2020

Papa Smurf

When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.

Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.

by Dr. Poopoo March 5, 2020

danny smurf

Danny"Teddy" Theodorow

Danny Smurf is coming to drink with us.

by Shitfuckfire June 16, 2020

Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.

" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!

by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020