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Mushroom Slap

When a guy takes his hard dick, and swings it as hard as he can, hitting a person (hopefully a girl) on her body with his mushroom. If done correctly it will leave a mushroom imprint for several minutes with a lasting red spot afterwards.

(not easy to do)
ex) mushroom slap her in the face and it will leave a mark. very funny. total ownage
by Mushroom slap 696969 May 14, 2009
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Slap or Tap

This is a phrase you use when you are somewhere with someone and you see a girl and you ask "Slap or Tap?" meaning would you slap that bitch or tap that ass?
"DAYUM, nigga, look at dat ho! Slap or tap?"

"Dude, that's definately a slapper."
by Bullet In The Head September 4, 2004
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wang slap

To strike someone with the power of one's wang
"He wang slapped me, so of course I had to challenge him to a duel"
by STD AIDs October 27, 2003
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bitch slap

A misogynistic term referring to a pimp's open-handed slap of a prostitute - designed to show dominance, instill fear, and cause pain, all without leaving a lasting mark that might inhibit her ability to turn the next trick.
Get your spooge-covered hands off my fries or I'll bitch slap your dumb ass so hard I'll be using your bloody snot for ketchup!
by sticky-fingers October 24, 2012
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pimp-slap

truly a bitch-slap on steroids. Form in execution is a must to avoid personal injury. Start with feet shoulder width apart, rotate at the hips, and release with a firm back-hand technique. This is the way a true pimp keeps da ho's in line.
Bitch, get yo ass out on da corner, for I pimp-slap u!
by Pimpin\'daLuv June 26, 2003
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slapping thomas

When a man intends to use his penis to penitrate one's vaginia, he misses, therefore inserts his unit into the female's asshole. Then she proceeds to shit all over his shlong in surprise.
"David went to put it in her, then Shayna screemed in surprise...Little did he know he gave her a slapping thomas."
by DL Marx August 6, 2006
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c-slap

To use one's penis and slap someone across the face with it. Usually its a girl getting slapped when she sucks the penis improperly.
guy 1: nicole last night gave me a horrible blow job.

guy 2: oh did you c-slap her?

guy 1: yep across the face.
by little white May 20, 2008
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