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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Robert

Robert is the most handsome and beautiful person in the world , if you hget a boy named Robert don’t let him down , also he likes some ass
If you get a robert , don’t let him down or he’ll get revenge , and with revenge i mean REVENGE!
by Fakkatigers🐯 September 16, 2020
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JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN

DRIPPIEST SON OF LAPDINGO, FOUNDER OF SKELETON SANDWICH, PRODIGY OF GHANDI.
OH LOOK ITS THAT COOL DUDE JOE ROBERT SINCLAIR WARREN
by my sloth has blown up! March 30, 2023
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Robert

A failure nibba who asks a girl out six times, and gets rejected everyone.
Vanessa: Robert is so stupid, he asked me out again!!!
by Extracheddarplease May 31, 2018
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Roberts Krums

Very iteligent human being who live in scotland or belgium .
Whos that funny monkey? Ouu i’s Roberts Krums
by Washingg.73 November 22, 2021
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Eric Roberting

Convincingly faking talent
Fake gold wearing fool was Eric Roberting like he is the next Vanilla Ice but after he signed his deal he was more zero than hero.
by Beaux Courrier November 7, 2023
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robert zoost

Robert Zoost Realty has an award-winning team of real estate professionals. They are committed to providing exceptional service, with a thorough understanding of the Okanagan real estate market.
Never seen someone Robert Zoost'ing it more than this guy over here.
by rzooster November 22, 2021
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