riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.

"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."

by Hilario Baldness August 30, 2015

Riding the Pink Dragon

To take Pepto Bismol.
When you eat taco bell and take Pepto Bismol to avoid the inevitable diarrhea, only to be cursed with unbelievable constipation.

"I ate a large Pizza Hut pizza before bed and now I'm riding the pink dragon"

by ridnthepinkdragon October 5, 2015

Riding the Lapras

Giving a blow job.

Girl 1: I really enjoy riding the lapras.
Girl 2: There's no way I'd put that thing in my mouth!

by Quunchable 1 December 1, 2016

Ridickulous

Adj., overly forward male suitor.

It was time to quit the Ramble, Panda knew, when the ridickulous combover next to him on the bench cleared his throat, put a hand on The Good One’s Carhartted knee and began to praise the Norway maples. Panda just went there for the birds.

Archie said, "I may be intersex and whatever, but that doesn't mean I appreciated ridickulous purple-tanned Brad in a rainbow speedo bouncing up behind me last summer at Cherries On the Bay."

by Hifalutin! February 4, 2022

riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.

Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani

!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet

Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani

by laser_fox March 10, 2021

Ridingulous

1. To be undeniably ridiculously dingus
2. To be dingus again, thus being RE-dingulous

"Hey Kenny, want to see King Kong?"
"No, that movie's ridingulous and you are ridingulous for saying this to me, who is not ridingulous."

by Wingus and Dingus January 18, 2006