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Richard

The most badass guy ever, he has the strength of 10 fucking bodybuilders. He is handsome, he gets every girl he wants, but he only want milfs. 12 inch penis, and a huge but. The definition of sexy. He could beat everyone up. Muscular guy.

Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there

Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
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Richard Sleeve

An eloquent term for condom, combining the long version of Dick and a function of the device, often used in public situations where an individual is not quite comfortable saying condom in such a setting, while still getting the point across
John: Babe, we can't do anything tonight until I get a Richard Sleeve
by thatonedudeintheback April 18, 2021
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Richard

I cant stand that nigga
“Fr he’s such a fuckin Richard”
by Mr. Keylo July 20, 2022
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Richard's Penis

you have a Richard's Penis
by BallForLifeGoCavaliers December 13, 2016
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richard keys

Richard Keys: It was just Banter.
by Sucha Banta January 19, 2017
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Richard's law

"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.
by mr purple nz August 24, 2023
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richard

the baddest Latino known to man, he will take your girls by just existing. he makes any man tremble to death, if you see a Richard run.
person: what is you name.
Richard: richard
Person: dies
by theguythataskedandknowswhoask September 4, 2023
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