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by RealTerror September 28, 2011
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Real Madrid

The greatest team to ever grace the world with its presence. It is complete with world class players such as Karim Benzema, Angél Di María, Mesut Özil, and the greatest of all, Cristiano Ronaldo. This imperial squad is coached by none other than The Special One, Jose Mourinho, the greatest coach ever. They do not engage in diving, cheating, paying refs, riding UEFA’s dick, or gayness such as some teams (cough…cough barça). No one will ever be better than Real Madrid, because they own Pep Guardiola, and Messi is, and forever will be, Ronaldo’s bitch.
FUCK BARCA! GO REAL MADRID!
HALA MADRID HASTA LA MUERTA, PARA SIEMPRE.
by madridistasiempre November 27, 2011
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struggle is real

The hardness and difficulties of every day life being unbearable and apparent.
"Hey dude, I just studied my ass off for this test and got a 60%."
"Yo, the struggle is real brah..."
by WangWang54 March 3, 2014
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real

A Tribe Called Quest is real, most other rappers today aren't.
by Sam Q. September 19, 2005
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realeasing the hostages

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!
by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002
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like real

Jeff: "I'm going out on a hot date tonight."
Matty: "Like real!"
by Jun0 May 24, 2008
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switch weapons in real time

Something you must do before hitting a weakpoint on a Giant Enemy Crab for massive damage.
In ancient Japan the samurai had to switch weapons in real time to slay the dreaded Giant Enemy Crabs.
by Wise Penguin November 10, 2008
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