Queef

To flatulate a juicy and rapid sound out of one's vaginal canal.

I queefed on Junior's nose three times during an oral session.

by Linny August 27, 2003

queefage

This is used when describing a fat, greasy person, usually a woman, who wears tight clothing, alot of makeup, has a mullet, or is just gross looking.

Joan Rivers, Anna Nicole Smith (before Trimspa)

by Kyle September 21, 2004

Queef

1. A vaginal fart
2. When one laughs as he/she drinks fluids, useally spraying it all over the place.

2.) I told a funny joke while he was drinking his coke and he ended up queefing all over the table.

by Sam March 11, 2005

queef

Very wet pussy fart

when I pulled out, she queefed on my dick

by Jimmy September 17, 2003

queef

queef-noun- A female that has expelled gaseous contents from her pussy. The gas is very flamable. Its oderless and colorless and if you ever come into contact with it that means that u have fucked her lights out

Sheena said i did a good job last night as she queefed her cunt out.

by Curious Johnny January 8, 2004

QUEEF

one who is a huge pussy. a very weak, scared, pathetic individual. a soccer player who fakes injury to gain a call from the offical

that fucking Andrew is such a queef.
Andrew is such a queef, he was winded after the first five minutes of the game.

by pete paverton January 5, 2008

Cactus Queef Mother Fucker

Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.

guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."

by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather December 9, 2008