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poser

The name poseurs use to make themselves look cool.

Too bad they can't spell for shit.
"LyKe OmG U r SuCh A PoSeR"-Poser

"Umm? Yeah... Sure...Faggot"-Innocent Nobody.
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Poser is anyone who dresses and acts like someone they saw or heard and liked. This definition includes almost everyone. Posers tend to associate with other posers they feel afinity with, and diss anyone else that doesn't fit their pose! Almost everyone in highschool is a poser. Almost everyone in highschool is a follower, and that makes him/her a poser. A poser is anyone who, although dressing and acting as their posing buddies, still dresses properly for Thanksgiving or Christmas. A poser is someone who, by the age of 21 or 22 (some later), forgets all the shit that they used to say and believe in, but never questioned. Posers are well brought-up middle class kids, with enough money to spend on whatever they want. Posers have space for rent...in their heads. You can dress all you like, hear all you want, but USE YOUR FUCKING BRAINS!!!
Whatever the hell you probably though off in a moment of clarity... looking at you and some other poser
by Viriato October 4, 2006
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see anyone who is gothic or uses the word POSER,LOL, PPL, l8r, U, UR,TYPES ALL IN CAPS, or doesn't eat meat.
the 100,000 people out there that say because they're goth they are diffrent but dont realize that because they are goths they aren't unique or diffrent. Don't use the word poser ever!
by forsakenspirit22@aol.com July 24, 2008
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Prosecco Stormfront

A more amusing term for TERF (trans-exclusionary radical feminist).
Just read a Mumsnet post about a transgender teacher. Prosecco Stormfront strikes again!
by TF45 October 5, 2020
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pooser

one who is a poser but accuses others of posing. also, they have a lisp.

1. Yo you pooser you aint cool.U cant board either..yo
dan's a pooser.haha
by evan April 1, 2003
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POSERS

people that want to make me quit skating
i fucking hate posers like blink 182 cause they fucking suck ass that have no talent with thir insturmentsexept for the drummer
by Expose_yourself_to_kids June 10, 2005
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Poser

A person who pretends to be a person they aren't.
Examples: A white guy trying to be "gangsta"
A preppy girl who tries to be a punk
Oh My God! That Girl is such a poser by singing a Avril Lavigne Song!
by S.G.S. May 14, 2005
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