poon

slang for a person of punjabi decent.

Look at the size of that poon's turban!

by Adrian R. August 8, 2005

Poon

1)A type of baseball bat used for maximum distance in slow-pitch softball, made of metal or wood.

2)Also a slang term for a 3-wood in golf.

3)Also also a vagina.

1) "Damm, that dyke hit the ball 100 miles with that iron poon of hers."

2) "Holy shnikeys, Tiger Woods just got a hole in one with his poon."

3) Health Teacher- "Girls have vaginas."
6th graders- "EWWWWWWWWWW"

by John Eatman April 25, 2006

poon

The sick creation made by genetically combining a raccoon and a poodle.

That poon fuckin' BIT ME! It's foaming.. Shit it's turning green - that means its angry.....

by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008

POOJA

Piece of shit.

EX: WHAT A POOJA

by faggot ministry August 28, 2016

poon swooner

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.

"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner

by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008

poon spooning

when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin sex.

d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we fucked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?

by sexesful spooning May 7, 2012

poonaner

What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.

"john will you come play ninja master with me?"
"You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"

by ChrisFields March 25, 2008