The name given to the voluntary role of maintaining levels of hygiene in the toilet facilities of a party you are hosting.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
If a toilet has been desecrated by Poo too much then the Person on Poo Patrol must seek out the culprit using cunning and detective work.
"Poo Patrol"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
Somebody has taken out the toilet"
"Who comes to a party and does a massive Poo?? He must be here somewhere....the culprit, if I give everyone my best Paddington stare the guilty party is bound to emerge."
"He looks pretty relaxed, dumped a heavy load have you Sir? On my time?"
by Benp00 February 16, 2010
Get the Poo Patrolmug. by sad_lil_b3an June 17, 2018
Get the Poo O'clockmug. The last part of a beer, comprised mainly of flat beer and grose fizz. Smells like shit. Prominent in beer pong...
by Shwandito Filiwyperson January 14, 2008
Get the poo sapmug. A poo tower is the structure created when multiple people use the same toilet without flushing or adding paper. This is normally done as a pre-organised event in a location with more than one cubicle so that as one person poos another can be wiping in the other cubicle. This method also minimises risk of your poo tower being destroyed by a passing cleaner who has a general level of emnity for poo architecture.
Ed: guys, i'm totally board but i've been brewing up a biggy so lets go make a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
Jo, Josh and Jack: sure thing boss
Sam: me and the guys had nothing planned for the weekend so we went for a poo tower pb.
James: dude, i just tried to go to the loo but i chundered as soon as i got in there. wTF is that smell
Bob: oh yeah sorry about that. me and the fellas decided we needed some male bonding so we built a poo tower.
by JCB123 June 25, 2010
Get the Poo towermug. 
Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo can not be dfined as any specific word. Mostly, it is used in the context of a noun meaning big meanie or big weenie.
Emily is such a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo that she steals lunch money from little kids.
George has a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo, but he has an ugly face.
George has a pibbity-cock-a-poo-poo, but he has an ugly face.
by Melinda November 22, 2004
Get the Pibbity-cock-a-poo-poomug. by punk rock princess May 13, 2005
Get the poo shoemug.