piss and shit tea party!

when a group of people just sit around somewhere to bitch, moan, and complain about how life sucks for them!

Who invited me to this piss and shit tea party!

by joel stephenson September 22, 2007

taking the piss

To appear serious, but actually meaning the opposite - most of the time. Usually followed up by the 'piss taker' (the one who joked) revealing he/she was only joking.

'Hey did I ever tell you you're fucking pug ugly?'

'No you didn't and that hurt'

'I'm only taking the piss. You fucking filthy mongoloid.'

by Iwo July 10, 2007

Russian Piss

A term used for, vodka which is low in quality. Bottom shelf vodka.

You said this was topshelf, this tastes like russian piss to me.

by Semajay March 31, 2009

mince pies

Cockney rhyming slang for "eyes".

Feast your mince pies on that!

by EddyB February 7, 2005

Piss Monkey

An accumulation of dried urine and pubic hairs, most often found growing in and around men's urinals.

"Hey woman, get out of here with them fucking scrubby bubbles. We're building us a piss monkey!"

by NakedReporta January 12, 2009

nigger piss

The foam residue after consuming a beer at the bottom of the bottle, can, or cup. Usually in excess after chugging

"He man I totally downed that beer before you!"

"Nah man you got some shit at the bottom!"

"Please, thats just the nigger piss that doesn't count!"

by saveferris199 February 19, 2009

lanky streak of piss

Used to describe somebody who is TOO TALL AND SKINNY for life on this Planet we call Earth.

It doesn't matters why they are tall and skinny be it their Genes or time spent on a stretching machine while being tortured by Elves from the Spooky Wood down Hobbs Lane.
If they are too tall AND too skinny, they may be referred to as a Lanky Streak of Piss.
A current example is the England Footballer Mr Crouch whose name indicates what he does a lot of.

by Racist Dave June 28, 2007