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pastry pussy

Little wieners baked in a pasty.
(Same as Pigs in a Blanket; but from the wiener's perspective.)
"You whip up a mighty tasty pastry pussy, Ma'am."
"Aw, shucks, Henry, 't'weren't nothin'."
by Chimwechan guy February 17, 2010
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water pussy

Vagina that smells like roses and taste like Fiji water
That white bitch got some crazy ass water pussy...by the way that's a thing
by Nealemilee September 3, 2017
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pussy warrior

A person who will do anything for pussy.

One who uses military tactics to get pussy.

Someone who fight for the right of pussy samples.

Me.

One who puts pussy above all other things and people.

One who will seize pussy without thought or care for law.

Not YoungThug.

Not booty warriors.

Those who know that booty warriors fight for male booty and are led by Fleece Johnson, the original booty warrior.

A.K.A. PW

Knows pussy is God given.

Pimps.

Pussy watchers.

People with pussy flavored watches.

People who dream for pussy.

Person who is willing to sell their house for a taste of pussy at anytime.

Will obtain pussy in any form, style, fashion, lie, job, idea, position, life, death, pregnancy, dance, language,

influence, etc.

Will sing for pussy.

Do anything possible and impossible to get pussy.

When they walk down the road wives, nuns, sluts, teachers, cops, gangsters, hippies, hobos, blind, deaf, mute, retarded, midgets, crackheads, business, smart, scientist, pornstars, aliens, all that shit will strip naked and ride your dick to the sunset.

I could keep on but i dont want to have a list that takes 5 hours to read.
Guy 1:"I sold my soul for pussy"
Guy 2:"Why dumbass"
Guy 1:"Cause im a pussy warrior the fuck you mean bitch"
by The Pimpmobile September 20, 2014
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Wookiee pussy

a very hairy pussy. usually seen in 70's porn.
guy 1: my girl friend didn't shave.
guy 2: so she has a wookiee pussy
by 90's 2.0 October 17, 2009
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Pussy Soldiers

"Yeah man her vagina was great, it's to bad she had pussy soldiers."
"Aww man, she had a bush?"
"Yeah."
by HershADerp January 23, 2017
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Pussy peak

ones pussy peak is an event or series of events in which you received your highest amount of/best poon, in a year or in a quarter. A pussy peak can be at a party or during a relationship. realising your pussy peak can be a happy and sad event; happy that you got some pussy, but sad that you will not get more/peak again, for a while.
E.G 1
"bills party was good"
"yeah i know! saw you getting in there mate" *;)*

"it was probably my pussy peak of 2010"

EG 2

"im expecting my pussy to peak tonight"

EG 3
"the last week of the summer holidays was my pussy peak"
by detelas March 8, 2010
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pussy killer

Someone good at getting laid then moving on to the next hookup.
She said he was a "pussy killer," and I believe it.

She gets so much strange. She's clearly a "pussy killer."
by CUMbelievable June 2, 2016
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