Johnny Tudor

The biggest but actually the smallest cunt you'll ever meet. Wishes he was a ferg but will always be a tiny little johnny knobhead tudor.
You're such a Johnny Tudor you're the smallest massive cunt I've ever come across

Also an extremely sensitive little bitch that packs less punch than a thalidomide toddler

You're such a Johnny Tudor I knew you would get upset by pointing out the truth.

by Strange alias September 15, 2024

Johnny Shot

The Johnny shot is when you take a shot of Malort and chase it with well tequila. No line or salt can be used.

Person A: Hey can I get a Johnny shot?
Bartender: Of course! You’re wild af!

by Doble P December 6, 2023

Johnny

Pearson with big stick(longer than 1.5 meter)

He is good examome of johnny

by Garmadon1 September 17, 2023

johnny drip drip

A sexy beast that is loved by nations.He also has a big roach down there

Do you know johnny drip drip

by bitco.mmit September 7, 2021

johnny mcsquarepants

A man named Johnny mcsquarepants his pants are actually circle

Johnny mcsquarepants likes people

by Robert e wiggle bottom July 20, 2022

Johnny 2 pump

the act of pre mature ejaculation within 2 strokes or less

Jeremey:“yo, how was it with that girl last?”

Ryan: “I gave her the ole Johnny 2 pumped then made her call an Uber”

by [e-mail] March 18, 2024

Johnny Simmons

a very hot actor who was born on november 28 1986 and is mostly known for its appearance in Scott Pilgrim Vs The World (Young Neil) and Jennifers Body (Chip Dove)

Yo bro do you know who Johnny Simmons is??

by vanessalovesparamore July 15, 2022