Night Mares

A chick that's reeeeeel ugly!!!

That bitch is Naight Mares!!!

by Anphony March 5, 2003

Lonely Nights

The day your girlfriend breaks up with you and your forced to masturbate to pornography in front of your computer screen...

Every night for a Star Wars fan

Jeff: Cristina totally found out I was cheating on her

Gina: Sorry brother you know the girl code I had to tell her

Jeff: You Bitch!

Gina: *Hands Lotion* Have fun

Jeff: I hate the lonely nights

by Empty Water Bottle October 23, 2011

Night Fever

A fake excuse a Bahamian DJ gives you for what is clearly herpes. It may or may not be caused by the excessive handling of "roofies".

Victims have been known to sleep for entire days of their vacations and lose the ability to wrestle the most powerful thoughts of their unconscious away from their mouths. If they don't let out these irrepressible thoughts verbally the skin on their lips has been known to bubble up.

For example a victim of night fever might suddenly say something like "I can't wait to see your penis" to avoid a potentially embarrassing night fever flare up.

by djnightfever April 7, 2011

Thiefery Night

November 7th; Thiefery Night was established in 1991 and has been celebrated annually since. It is a tradition in the United States but originated in Germany. On this night various acts of swindling, hooliganism, and shananigans are carried out by preteens, tweens, and teenagers.

Thiefery Night includes but is not limited to taking chapstick out of pockets and purses, moving car keys, borrowing babies, folding all pieces of paper (including bills) into oragami swans, taking batteries out of remote controls and shoelaces out of shoes and/or any crimes commited on Mischief Night.

by Thiefery Mischief November 6, 2010

Night Milk

Milk that tastes better than all other milk, simply because it is drank during the night. Essentially the same concept as night water but with milk.

Kevin: Well it's 3AM. What should we get to drink?

Ethan: How about some night milk from McDonalds!

by BruhMoment1738 April 28, 2020

Greasy Night

You've had anal sex and end up with a lot of shit on your penis, you have had a greasy night.

Brain: I heard you had a one night stand last night.
Chad: Yeah, but she was a proper minger, ended up having a greasy night!
Brain: That's fucking gross!

by UD Editor May 7, 2022

Night-Out

Where a group of friends go on a long drive and end up watching race gurram in the Car.

Stiff:“Bro let’s plan a Night-Out. Psych it’s gonna be”
Cow:“Race Gurram ftw”.
Dope,kolli: Yea!!

by Shash132 April 12, 2019