Any excuse for getting out of work, an obligation or promise. Sometimes thought to be a sexual euphemism, but not. A reason to be lazy.
A. Boss: Can you stay late this evening, we have to ship twenty more units before 5pm?
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
Employee: Sorry, boss, but I have to get home as soon as I can to clean the hamster cage!
B. Person 1: Can I get that money back that you borrowed last week?
Person 2: Sorry, but I have to get home as soon as possible to clean the hamster cage!
by anonymous March 26, 2022
Get the Clean the Hamster Cagemug. The mechanic assured me they would make a clean job of fixing the car, checking everything from the engine to the brakes.
by Arminkshipper July 15, 2024
Get the make a clean jobmug. by The Great All Knowing September 27, 2013
Get the clean clickermug. "Cleaning the bunny cage" means to have an enema just before anal sex. This is derived from fucking like bunnies and the rapid action of the sex after the cleaning.
by Mango 20012 October 16, 2013
Get the cleaning the bunny cagemug. by typesend December 30, 2011
Get the Sex Cleaningmug. by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021
Get the stoner cleanmug. 