The story of a girl who is mentally retarded who struggled to find love and choose between necrophilia and beastiality.
Girl: I want to be like Bella in New Moon.
Guy: Why? So you can have sex with an 108 year old virgin vampire?
Girl: So? He's hot!
Guy: But what's the point? He can't get a f*cking boner!
Guy: Why? So you can have sex with an 108 year old virgin vampire?
Girl: So? He's hot!
Guy: But what's the point? He can't get a f*cking boner!
by Deciphered May 28, 2010
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Based on a person that never got any sex but has since become a general expression.
Nevo meaning never.
Deeds meaning sexual acts.
Thus never acquiring sex (not even blow jaigz)
Based on a person that never got any sex but has since become a general expression.
Nevo meaning never.
Deeds meaning sexual acts.
Thus never acquiring sex (not even blow jaigz)
Example 1:
Guy 1: how was clubs last night, did ya bag any piaar slags?
Guy 2: well...hmmm
Guy 1: what happened, nevo-deedz?
Example 2:
Don't wear that, that shirt = nevo deeds!
Guy 1: how was clubs last night, did ya bag any piaar slags?
Guy 2: well...hmmm
Guy 1: what happened, nevo-deedz?
Example 2:
Don't wear that, that shirt = nevo deeds!
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She is also silly 🤪 and super funny 😂 if you have a friend that’s name is Nevena never leave her🥺💖❤️
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Nevena is so beautiful 💖
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"the misfits" a.k.a the michale graves era
during the 90's to early 2000's
"the misfits" a.k.a the michale graves era
during the 90's to early 2000's
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