Snappy nap

A quick midday nap to recharge your battery. It is not long, but just enough to get you through the day.

Hey Carl, I’m going to take a snappy nap, do not call and bother me for the next 30 minutes.

by Amanda‘s dad March 5, 2025

Duvey Nap

A much needed nap after doing a whole lot of NOTHING all day.

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap

by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025

Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

Nev nap

Where you fall asleep in public or during an outing with the boys

“Oh man Beau fell asleep at the roadhouse again. Mid conversation I was talking to him and next thing you know he was down for a Nev nap”

by Pu$$yCru$her69 April 25, 2025

Jack Nap

The act of jacking off before taking a nap.

Have you seen Andy? Is he downstairs taking a jack nap?

by PH2025 October 19, 2025

Isaiah Nap

When you plan to take short nap and instead hours pass by, so long you forget everything that happened beforehand.

A long nap that is akin to a food coma after Thanksgiving, but taken intentionally without the need for food intake.

1: Man I just woke up
2: How long did you even sleep for
1: Oh it was nice, it was a little Isaiah Nap, so just a long time.

by tre_swift October 25, 2025

Poo nap

When you go to the toilet, sit down and accidentally fall asleep.

Where’s Dave? He went to the toilet 3 hours ago? Must be having a poo nap!

by SirSweepy November 3, 2025