Shower mallet

A mallet you carry to the bathroom which you use to smash your shower poop down the drain.

After taking a shower poop yesterday, I had to smash the poop down the drain with my feet because I forgot to bring my shower mallet.

by Mrsand-man September 29, 2019

Charlie Mullen

A dicked who puts on a deep voice because he is hard as nails

Oh you see Callum Williams and Charlie Mullen there

Whose Charlie Mullen

Oh he's just a dicked who puts on a deep voice to seem hard

Is he hard

No

by YouSmellyPigeonHead October 3, 2019

beef mallet

Large meaty penis

Last night that slut went so hard she yarfed all over my beef mallet

by Lemuuu October 14, 2019

Aoife mullen

Aoife mullen is a type of obesity for a whale. its side effects are signs of being really lazy and highly overweight also titanic poopoos

"Oh bro its aoife mullen"

"run nigga"

by Drilla-j June 14, 2020

Joseph Mullen

Joseph Mullen also known as Jose is a sex bomb. Sex on legs. I would give my soul to be with Jose as he is the hottest man on earth.

Did u see Joseph Mullen today, looks like a hottie ;)

by secretadmirerily March 24, 2021

thomiss muller

Nickname given to Bayern Munich and Germany forward Thomas Muller after his incredible miss vs England in the round of 16 of EURO 2020.

You know at Bayern we have ThoMISS Muller. (Referring to his pun about Robert Lewandowski)

by SkywalkerRx8 January 11, 2022

Blake Mullen

A dumbass motherfucker who is actually gay and loves grabbing boys ass

That dude is a bigger faggot than blake Mullen

by Blake Mullen April 13, 2022