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Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.
You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette
by smdbish April 20, 2011
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mullet

Synonym for a haircut known more by its popular name the "Canadian Passport" and commonly sported by folks living north of the 49th Parallel.
Wow there Keri, your Mullet looks just like mine@
by bob mackinsey April 22, 2003
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james mullen

a male chode chomper,common for homosapiens
Guy1:yo lets have a 4 some Guy2:whose the 4th
Guy1:guy3
Guy2:oh but he is a homo with a short dick,he's a james mullen
by The DICtionary254 June 19, 2009
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Malleting

Taken from the word 'spiggiting'. This is commonly used and known within the vast gay community as the "shove your nuts in my mouth and i will tickle them Parade". Several activities take place during the course of this parade, and one of these great activites is where four men gather round in a circle and squirt their mayonaise into each others mouth, the aim of that game is to see who cant take it anymore. first person to leave the circle gets their 'DingDong' chewed by a homosexual chimp.
"Do you remember that 'Malleting' day?? Can't believe Toby gave up, he was doing so well but i guess Mike was filling Toby's mouth up with his love juice quicker then anyone else were. Shame that Toby had his dick chewed by Matt, but oh well....I hear that Toby and Pandy live together and usually go to 'Malleting' days together now. Toby oonce did mention that "i love Pandy's COCK", those were his excact words, if i remember correctly."
by Brendas Got'a'baby April 20, 2007
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mullettopcocktail

Much like the Molotov cocktail only with out the sophistication.

The mullet-top-cocktail comes from the backwoods of WestVirginia. It consists of simply a Millwaukee's Best beer and a fresh dip of snuff. This concoction is usually preferred by men who wear their hair as a mullet.

A mullet-top-cocktail can be used to describe any nasty drink.
Larry, this drink you made me tastes like a freaking mullet-top-cocktail!
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over the mullet

redneck: Whatcha mean I can't buy an atomic bomb, at Walmart. Sounds un-constituent-tutorial to me! You ever heard of the Second Commandment?

Walmart associate 1: We don't carry them, but I heard you can get them for dirt cheap at the local army/navy store. They'll even throw in a box of MREs.

redneck: Dank you sir. I must go git me an A-bomb.

(redneck leaves)

Walmart associate 2: That went over the mullet, good. Just like Obama's birth certificate.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 17, 2010
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Mullet b

Mullet b is the supposed 'God' of the religion b, a satanic cult deriving from a maths text book 4 years ago. Mullet b is rumoured to be in possession of the WORLD'S WORST MULLET, but it has never been photographed. An artist's impression of said mullet once sadly killed 7 japanese tourists off the coast of Bognor Regis.
Guy: OH MY GOD THAT MULLET IS TERRIBLE!!! *dies*
Mullet b: Now that's mullet power.
by Comrade Pi October 29, 2006
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