A person willing to do basically any household chore, yard work, errands etc. for their local drug dealers in exchange for drugs.
by Jinx Breece May 27, 2017
Get the Porch monkey mug.Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.
by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008
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Monkey Monkey Monkey
• Monkey-monkey
• monkey monkey football
• monkey monkey sal
• Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon
• monkey see monkey do
• Monkey see monkey do'd
• the monkey no-monkey existential quagmire
• Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)
• fun monkey (aka front monkey)
by Katy the white girl July 26, 2006
Get the Monkey mug.One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
That poor mother fucker got his ass monkey stomped and now he's got to eat all his meals with a straw.
by Big Poppa May 5, 2003
Get the Monkey Stomp mug.Diabolically evil primate hell-bent on causing chaos worldwide.
ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
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ARMS -- The Anti Radioactive Monkey Society -- is determined to thwart these evil-doers. At ARMS, our motto is: "Slowly leading the masses to certain doom and confusion... Oh, and thwarting some Radioactive Monkeys while we're at it."
www.theARMSsite.com
Whoa, Sam! There's a Radioactive Monkey! Let's thwart it!
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"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"
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"Halt, foul primate of evil! You and your Radioactive Monkey brethren shall not get away!"
by Your Co-Founders & Semi-Compassionate Dictators For Life of ARMS February 16, 2005
Get the Radioactive Monkey mug.To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.
by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005
Get the Monkey on your back mug.The communal act of rough...wild...passionate...primatial fornication. Usually accompanied with various vocal tones and frantic leg hmuping usually seen and heard from orangutans. It is also customary to wear "PLanet of the Apes" costumes in order to successfully portray monkey sex.
Dude, I was SO stoned, that I actually agreed to have monkey sex with this hot chick. *shameless expression* It was nice. ;)
by Neo2129 June 20, 2003
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