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Michigan is a state in the Midwest. It is one of the best places on earth. Lots of snow but you still have the beaches of the Great lakes in the summer.
Michigan is full of lots of sun and snow
by Meghan McClain May 6, 2006
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Moist Michael

A prank pulled on a person by placing ones finger into a sweaty butt crack and then placing said finger in an unsuspecting person's ear with a twisting motion while saying 'Moist Michael!' Similar to a wet willie.

The female version is called a Moist Michelle.
I just got Ben back for drawing on me with a Sharpie at the party the other night by giving him a 'Moist Michael'
by texas_lexus January 10, 2011
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Michael Ian Black

n. A person famous for being funny on VH-1 shows while failing miserably at all other attempts at humor. He is often teamed up with other non-funny comedians in shows that suck, but for some reason Comedy Central keeps giving these douche nozzles new shows for people to ignore.
Douche Bag: Michael Ian Black is so funny! I love that show Michael and Michael Have Issues on Comedy Central!

Normal Guy: Is that that show with those fags from The State and Stella?
Douche Bag: Hey they're funny!
Normal Guy: Yeah they're so funny they've had like 12 shows cancelled.
by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009
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University of Michigan

One of the world's premiere academic institutions. Arguably the best public university in the nation with a total of 40,000 students, both undergraduate and graduate. Michigan has top-ranked programs in law, business, medicine, political science, and an array of other subjects. Virtually no area at Michigan is ranked below the top 20 in the country, allowing for it to rival the Ivy league as well as the other selective private institutions despite its high admission rate (47%).

Home to Michigan Stadium, colloquially termed "The Big House", the University of Michigan is also known for its legendary football, hockey, and formerly its basketball team (We all remember the Fab 5).

Michigan is one of the country's leaders in athletics, academics, and college life in general--located in beautiful Ann Arbor. You simply cannot go wrong with the University of Michigan.
"I got offers from investment banks in New York City six months before I graduated from The University of Michigan"

"Hail To the Victors"

"If you have to choose between Harvard and Michigan, go to Harvard. But, if you have to choose between Michigan and Northwestern, do yourself a favor and go to Michigan."
by Zizu March 20, 2007
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Michael Lai

The biggest pimp on earth. 400 concubines and 200 wives
by Packmaster73 October 18, 2008
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Upper Michigan Dump Truck

You're fucking a girl from behind. She has her head down UNTIL you stick your thumb in her ass (thumb warmer). The surprise of a thumb going in her ass makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a shit in her mouth.
Me and my buddy gave Tom's mom an Upper Michigan Dump Truck
by garrettisawesome March 17, 2015
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Sarah Michelle Gellar

The most terrific and soulfully excellent actress that can get inside your heart with her truthfullness in her acting. Love her....and coomes off as a very nice person.
She Gave money to many charities.
by Ville Valos Girl January 2, 2005
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