He’s a bad lawyer. If you ever get in a sticky situation, he’ll have you locked up. He’ll have you locked up as your private defensive attorney. He can’t argue for shit. He can’t use anything but his own ignorance as leverage. He’ll make you realize that all the times you were worried about the charges against you, you should’ve been worried about him. He’ll be a bigger problem than the case itself. He’s someone who should have his license revoked. You can’t tell if he doesn’t care about the case or he’s trying to get you indicted, but he wants you to worship him as your savior, because the only reason he became a lawyer is to dream about the impact he’s had on another person’s life, so much so that he forgets about the job in between.
by minutemade002 December 24, 2023
Get the Martinmug. 
Jens martin is the best person ever. Jens can be translated to King of coolnes, while Martin means sexy.
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
Everyone likes Jens Martin and hes better than you
by SivertAWitch October 18, 2019
Get the jens martinmug. by Mr305bitch January 19, 2017
Get the peder martinmug. by anonymous May 6, 2022
Get the Martin Alvaradomug. Maci is a kick boxer who will fight anyone who runs up on her. She is proud to show off her butt to any guy
by Bill 1203 April 17, 2017
Get the Maci Martinmug. also known as "the strong one"; "the loving one", "a real grumbler" and "who should that be?"
A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".
The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.
From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.
Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.
If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
A male person with extremely good taste in wine.
If a world consisted of ferns and cats, it would be called "Martinsworld".
The last one on earth who knows how to stroke well.
From a reliable source one can say that all martins have a huge heart that barely fits in their chest. That is why they sometimes hide from other people so that they don't recognize from their heart-shaped chests that they are martins.
Martin's eyes pervade into the deepest depths of your own soul, but you will never be able to see into his. Only when you are best friends does he allow you to explore some parts of his soul.
If you see a Martin, give him all the best feelings you have - he´s ever worth it.
And if a Martin likes you - you are the best blessed being on the world and you should be also the happiest.
by Bianshi November 25, 2021
Get the Martinmug.