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Having a row with the maggot

When your bird is trying to suck you off and you've a flacid one and she's just having a bloody blair.
Bloody hell lad, the missus weren't 'arf having a row with the maggot last night. BLIMEY!
by Grimmy Bumdirt February 28, 2011
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magoo

Code word for a man with a bulge crotch
That man has a magoo
by jcjs March 5, 2010
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maggot

The aforemented label someone gives themself if they somehow like the band Slipknot, one of the shittiest bands in existence. Maggots mostly consist of 12 year olds who don't know jack shit about real music and just listen to Slipknot in a pathetic attempt to seem cool. If you enrage a maggot by telling them Slipknot sucks, their typical response would be to "go and kill yourself", as if anybody cares what a maggot thinks in the first place.
A Typical Music Lover: Slipknot f-ing blows.

A dumbass Slipknot Maggot: YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON YOU SHOULD GO AND KILL YOURSELF BECAUSE SLIPKNOT KICKS ASS AND THEY WILL SHIT ON YOU IF YOU DON'T LIKE THEM!!!!!

Music Lover: Well Slipknot can yell at me all they want to if I don't like them, but I won't be listening.
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maggot

rhymes with faggot. due to all slipknot fans are faggots.

also a little worm lookin' thing.

go ahead, and IM you little faggots.

AIM - florida is tuff
guy 1: "that kid's a maggot!"
guy 2: "did you say faggot?"
guy 1: "no. maggot."
guy 2: "oh. they're the same thing."
guy 2: "indeed. let's go shit in his locker, for listening to such a shitty band."
by TONY January 16, 2005
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magnotta

the last name of two hella hot bitches!!
Wow! Andrea and Allison Magnotta sure are hot as fuck!
by shiz November 16, 2004
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magoo

An exclamatory used in a situation in which you cannot find words to express the current state of being.

Used also in dire situations in which sentences cannot be formed quickly enough to convey your thoughts.

Used also in cases where thoughts are irrevocably passing through your mind vis-a-vis random instances; ergo you are forced to salvo in a tumultuous manner, "MAGOO!"
Did you see that boy with the mushroom stamp on his forehead?! MAGOO!!

It was just, i mean she was like, and it was... AH MAGOO!!!
by fenix July 16, 2004
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Magoo

Modern Cockney rhyming slang for going to the toilet. A person would use this term when giong for a crap and wants to inform his colleagues or friends in a uncouth manner.
'Scuse me I'm off for a magoo, be right back.
by Hypnosid April 27, 2010
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