mad theresa

A dignified yet terrifying female being whose temper can be volatile and destructive.

At the lake this weekend I saw a large alligator being a real mad Theresa, and had to call animal control. She was attacking anything that came near what I assumed was her nest, she even ruined poor jimmys boat

by Arctic John May 7, 2019

ruby mad

when you get so mad that you go red like a ruby

friend 1: omg you seem mad

friend 2: i wouldn’t she’s ruby mad
friend 3: AHHHHSHSGSH

by xoxobitch February 6, 2021

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

Mad bob's

The act in giving or receiving a 'blowjob', the Mad comes from how well it was.

Girl - 'Mad bob's yo?'
Man - 'Yahhh' (hot lady)
or
Man - 'Nahhh' (ugly lady, or whore)

by The lovable pot smoking guy August 18, 2008

Mad Valley

someone, (typically a female), who is incredibly attractive or hot.

bro, trixie, fine as hell. shawty mad valley

by daddymatty March 29, 2020

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021