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The Knock on Wood Card

The Knock on Wood Card is a wooden card that's perfect to knock on if you don't have any other wood around.
Ian "I've never gotten a speeding ticket. Knock on Wood...wait there's no wood around!"
Jed "Oh yes there is, check out The Knock on Wood Card!"
Ian "That's dope, thanks Jed!"
by icwish October 10, 2009
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Niggle Knock

A Niggle Knock is a person of the black persuasion who happens to enjoy niggle knock activities, such as: Domino's, street dice, aggressive rap, poorly cooked chicken, women who are at least 70 pounds overweight and talking loudly regardless of the circumstances.
Look at that niggle knock, he's had far too much chicken.
by Hairy Jewospher July 14, 2010
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cock knock

defined by the movie Jay and silen Bob strike back when they fight the evil "cock knocker" with bongsabers. Cock knocker has one huge fist which he uses to hit men in the junnks

To cock knock is to it someone in the groin, similar to a fagtag, except you punck or knock on the cock as you would someones front door
John said something stupid about women so Bill cock knocked him good
by Blake a.k.a Wolverine March 15, 2005
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Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack

The Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack is a rare goat-like animal that is found on the high mountain slopes of the Scottish Mountains. When at its most confused, the Knick-Knack spins around in circles for approximately two minutes and then goes on a rampage to eat Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s. The minerals found in Cairngorm Snow Haggis’s helps the Knick-Knack grow a thick white furry coat that’s helps keep it warm when temperatures drop to a chilly -27°C.

Due to less oxygen on top of some of the hills the Knick-knack’s lungs are able to take bigger breaths to absorb as much oxygen as possible. The feet of the Knick-Knack are wide so the feet do not sink into the snow whilst chasing Snow haggises.

Knick-Knacks can be seen all year round in the Scottish Highlands but are particularly common in the winter months where the Knick-knack has been known to eat the unfortunate winter hill-walker or ice-climber with its razor sharp sabre-tooth teeth. Since modern hill-walking gear has got tougher over the years the Knick-Knack has developed sharper teeth so it can tear through the most Gore-Texed jacket on the market.
Physiatrist: You seem to be shivering alot. Whats wrong? Are you cold?
Non-Scottish person: I-I-I got chased down Ben Nevis by a Discombobulated Shady Knick-Knack.
Physiatrist: Christ, he will never recover.
by Muckle Flugga November 9, 2008
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knucklehead

Don't be a knucklehead you understand what's being said.
by Gerard Irick October 21, 2010
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moose knuckle

The male version of a cameltoe. Usually found on older rotund gentlemen wearing a suit.
That guy in the business meeting was so big, his moose knuckle was sticking out of his front of his pants and it looked like a fanny pack gone wrong.
by ExNWPers July 8, 2005
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Rusty Knuckle

The act of waking someone up by sticking one's finger in one's rectum, and then shoving said finger into the nostril of the passed out/sleeping individual.
After Tom passed out at the party, John decided to wake him up with a rusty knuckle.
by sancho48879 February 17, 2008
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