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top kill method

1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.

2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!

2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
by amtracker May 26, 2010
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God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 10, 2022
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road kill

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.
by The Road Kill Assassin May 28, 2005
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eat what you kill

noun:
To earn a living or make $$ by doing your things on your own; syn to be self employed
or
To work on a commission only basis with no salary

most common: Slang = to earn your keep
The computer sales business is "eat what you kill".
I run my own business so it is "eat what you kill".
If Jayson wants to work here much longer he is gonna have to eat what he kills.
by JTH13 May 28, 2008
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fashion road kill

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.
Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill
by Natalie August 10, 2004
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The Kill

Dude I scored some Bud today It was.. The Kill!! I saw Your Mother naked last night..She has The Kill Tits!! I Love Your new Truck. Its The Kill
by REBELHAWK June 7, 2007
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Snow Boner Kill

The day after a large snow storm when every other school is cancelled except for yours.
Today is such a snow boner kill. All of my friends are out of school except for me!
by soxrule2717 December 8, 2009
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