Kevin

Kevin's are very handsome and touchy-feely. They start to undress you immediately after meeting. You might feel the urge to sit on Kevin's lap and tell him what you want for Christmas.

*But just know before you get attached... that Kevin's are a heartache inside incredibly beautiful packaging. Kevin's will pick you up, kiss you passionately and run their hands all through your hair, then drop you. But you will always miss Kevin's and their hands.

Oh my goodness, I have too many clothes on my body right now... I need a Kevin.

by The Indian Princess November 25, 2023

kevin

when an enemy becomes friendly in a game

we ve got a new kevin

by a cool potato November 30, 2023

Kevin

In gaming: a guy that is or appears to be new to the game. Your friend or homie.

You don't know Kevin's true power

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by Banana Corn December 4, 2023

Kevin

A very stupid dumbass, comonly found in the milky way galaxy. Name for gay, sped, and high LGBT - small wee wee humans.

Man, stop being a Kevin.

by StOp BeInG gAy December 11, 2023

Kevin

A creepy man, typically with glasses and a pedo stache

Woman: hi!

Kevin: i will follow you home!

by GoblinGreed69 December 14, 2023

kevin

If a guy's name is Kevin he is very chill and cool (sometimes a little gay) he probably kidnaps children as well

"hey look over there is that kevin?"

"yeah he's the child preditor!"

"well he chill tho we gonna be fine."

by SUR (so cool) December 15, 2023

Kevin

A complete asshole, especially if he is Hungarian or from West Virginia.

"ew.. it's Kevin.."

by quackheadofthesouth December 28, 2023