by That guy with a 10 incher November 20, 2023
Get the Joshuamug. by zymiop August 28, 2017
Get the joshua durlermug. a weak ass skinny nigga with dreads who talks shit but ends up gettin his ass whooped. he just be ruinin the vibe when he around and he prolly talk all dat shit cuz his daddy dead. from my experience wit this nigga he talk the most shit out of everybody wit his smart ass mouth and if this nigga even try to hit me im knockin his ass out i know you reading this joshua u know who u is nigga thats why jakaden beat yo ass. i swear niggas with dead dads be doing the most its annoying.
by Glozzeh gobbluh October 13, 2022
Get the Joshuamug. A small fat cunt that stays home on his potato ass and plays fortnite BATTLE ROYALE and is a sped that can’t get a. Win without his amazing friend
Friend 1: where’s that faggot Joshua
Friend 2 : probably sitting on his fat tittle at home losing fortnite
Friend 2 : probably sitting on his fat tittle at home losing fortnite
by Joshuaisgay November 7, 2018
Get the Joshuamug.
Get the Joshuamug. Josh, my big brother. He is a true beauty queen. He has luscious long hair. His beauty is unmatched by any other female. When he sings, birds fall from the sky, bears wake from hibernation, and foxes bound over lilies in complete bliss. His future is bright. He could be the best Miss America, as his metal screams wow the judges. Everyone should aspire to be a Josh to someone they love.
joshua is such a chad
by the ass jester August 15, 2021
Get the Joshuamug. Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.
Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m
by Forewarde February 13, 2025
Get the Joshua Salimmug.