by Joebichen April 22, 2009
Get the Jordan Elliottmug. by fuknot June 28, 2008
Get the jordan pokemug. Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?
Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!
Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!
by Yashua Shahal June 3, 2016
Get the Jordan Daleymug. An incredibly hot asian ninja girl who would rip your testicles off as soon as look at you. She wears a full suit of black leather - on her it's not a cliche - and if you ever laid eyes on her, her cold and commanding presence would inflict heart-stopping terror upon you as you feared for your life. She's more likely to rip your kidneys out and then kill you than give you the time of day, but that hardly matters because she's so god damn sexy, and getting killed by her would give you a boner hard enough to break titanium.
No one knows where she came from, but there are rumors that she had her heart broken and disappeared for several years before re-emerging as the cold, hard assassin we know now. This rumor may be true, as it explains the small metal statue of a demon-fox invariably found embedded in her victims' hearts, with no sign of an entrance wound. She has eluded armies and slain kings, and is one assassin to be much feared.
No one knows where she came from, but there are rumors that she had her heart broken and disappeared for several years before re-emerging as the cold, hard assassin we know now. This rumor may be true, as it explains the small metal statue of a demon-fox invariably found embedded in her victims' hearts, with no sign of an entrance wound. She has eluded armies and slain kings, and is one assassin to be much feared.
-Did you hear that George just fell over dead during the rally yesterday ~Yeah, I heard there was a statue inside his body. -Jordan kun must have got him. He was a player.
by Dooooomsauce August 19, 2011
Get the Jordan kunmug. by bingus bog April 27, 2022
Get the jordan Buschmug. Ex: (guy)*points over to "Jordan and Anna" * THEIR SUCH GOALS!
Jordan and Anna are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!
Jordan and Anna are goals. Wow look at them, I wish I could be as happy as they are!
by Jordan Eukle November 8, 2018
Get the Jordan and Annamug. A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.
Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
Guy 2, Back off mate!
Guy 1, Why should i faggot!
Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!
by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013
Get the jordan wintermug.