knob-jockey

a jobbing film or video editor who doesn't care about the material they are cutting

I wouldn't hire him, he's just a knob-jockey

by Josh Banzai May 30, 2006

The Joker

when a man has sex with a woman on her period. He pulls his dick out and smacks it across her mouth and says "Why so Serious?"

jack went up to his buddy john and said "man, me and jill were doin it earlier and she didn'tell me she was on her period." john looked up at him and asked "so what'd you do when you found out?" "well," jack said, "i looked at here dead in the eyes and pulled the joker on her."

by radar180 September 24, 2009

phone jockey

low IQ mouth breather that answers incoming calls at a place of business

even phone jockeys get laid more than computer geeks

by dickhouse August 3, 2004

Cracker Jacker

A black guy that watches white porn in the ghetto.

TJ is a cracker jacker beatin' off to those Tight White Girl movies.

by Can't Get Over White Hoes June 22, 2009

camel jockey

anyone from asia or asian descent, that rides camels

i wanna be a camel jockey...........NOT

by j-e-e-n-e-e-u-s February 20, 2005

knob-jockey!

a nimphomaniac who uses penises as a jockey would a horse!

A:Where were u last night?
B:Wit sum lad...wots his name again...? Cant remember he was good tho!
A:Ahhh, ur sum knob-jockey!

by ---Sarah--- July 28, 2007

palm jockeys

At an event (public, private, a party, etc.) where someone speaks (small speech; gives a toast; etc.) and everyone in the audience applauds automatically--in a kiss-ass sort of way.

"Palm" refers to clapping with your hands / palms, and jockey is just a sarcastic way to refer to the audience who are applauding.

When Obama gave his speech, it was interrupted, every few seconds, by the applause from the Kool-Aid drinking crowd...to which Mike uttered, sarcastically: "What a bunch of palm jockeys."

by mike87111 April 19, 2010