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Jason

Slang referencing an extremely good looking Asian man who works a female coworker with an infrequent shower schedule. Let’s call her “Amy”
God, Jason is sooo good looking and Amy hasn’t showered all week!!!
by Smelly Coworker January 27, 2023
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The Jason Sickness

A sickness only curable through sexual content with a Cameron. Symptoms can include coughing, vomiting, a fever or just a general feeling of illness. Best treated with anal or oral sex by the Cameron.
Cameron fucked The Jason Sickness out of me the other day - Jason
by Cam2000 February 6, 2023
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Jason

Worst human you will ever meet in your life. Will show out of nowhere, seeming to replace a better friend but is actually your worst nightmare. Will have the most useless conversations will you, and ask you the dumbest shit. Will most likely carry around a weird and unique looking lunch bag. Will 100% interrupt your conversations. Is totally unwanted.
Wow! That Jason really does suck!
by Asylum143 March 19, 2023
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Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke
Your mother was Jasonness
by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023
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Jason Smolic

Crack fien & Theif

Steals $ & fine Wine From local dollar generals

can be found sleeping on park benches during the day time
Did you see that Jason Smolic was father of the year 2021
by ickkkkyvickyyy April 2, 2023
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jason farted

Ew ew ew jason farted, so stinky
Jason is really gassy and his farts are sexy

Jason farted.
by Farting and pooping October 22, 2023
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jason and mason

jason and mason love sex
by nbhg October 24, 2023
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